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Mikey Pipes It

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The heavyweight plumber of Long Island. Big Mike, 20+ years on the tools, takes on leaks, clogs and cold showers.

Call or text
(631) 555-0199

Copper water pipes running along a wood-panelled ceiling

Tonight's main event

Big Mike vs. your problem

Big Mike, ready

Pick the opponent. Mike tells you the first move, then you call him in.

Call Big Mike
Cartoon of Big Mike clamping a burst copper pipe in a basement while water sprays at him
Win

Big Mike vs. the burst pipe

Shut the main. Call Mike.
Cartoon of Big Mike pulling a drain snake out of a kitchen sink with a giant hair-and-grease clog on the end
Win

Big Mike vs. the clog

Pulled out, not pushed down
Cartoon of Big Mike thawing a frozen pipe in a cold crawl space
Win

Big Mike vs. the freeze

No flame. Ever.
Cartoon of Big Mike carrying a new water heater on his shoulder down basement stairs
Win

Big Mike vs. the cold shower

Old tank hauled out

Tale of the tape

Big MikeThe usual call
Who picks upMike, himselfA dispatcher
Who shows upMikeWhoever's free
Years on the tools20 and countingDepends who you get
The priceBefore any work startsOn the bill
Text a photo firstYes, pleaseCall the office
The messLeaves with MikeSometimes
Weight classHeavyweight. Still fits under your sink.Regular

How fight night goes

One number, one plumber. From the first photo you text to the last joint he checks, it's Mike in your corner.

The call

You call or text a photoYou

Mike picks up and says what to do firstMike

The weigh-in

He comes out and finds the real causeMike

You hear the price before any workMike

Yes, or think it overYou

The bout

Drop cloths down, the fix goes inMike

Water on, every joint checkedMike

After the bell

The mess leaves with himMike

Fixed, tested, cleaned upWin

Questions for Mike

EmergenciesDo you take emergency calls?

Yes. Call or text the number on this page and Mike will tell you how fast he can get there and what to do in the meantime.

PhotosCan I text you a photo first?

Please do. A photo of the leak, the drain or the label on the water heater tells Mike what to bring.

PricesWhat do you need to give me a price?

Your town, what's going on and a photo if you can. Use the coupon below or text it to Mike.

HeatDo you work on boilers and water heaters?

Yes: tank and tankless water heaters, boilers, radiators and baseboard heat.

TownsWhat towns do you cover?

Nassau and Suffolk: Freeport to Massapequa, Great Neck to Oyster Bay, Hempstead to Hicksville, Huntington to Smithtown. Not on the list? Call anyway.

WhoIs this a big company?

No. It's Mike. You get the owner on every job, from the phone call to the last joint.

Book Mike

Fill this in and your email app opens with a message to Mike, ready to send. Rather talk? Call or text.